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    Thanks for sharing
    ur day with me
    Have an great weekend,
    ur such a wonderful friend.
    may blessings & abundance
    be on ur way

    Thnxs 4 being a friend and all
    Hope 2 hear back from you soon
    coz I hardly ever do! miss u
    😀 Take care,

    Just wanted 2 txt
    & say hello
    ive been missing u lately
    need some1 2 talk 2 real bad
    have a great day

    U got time?
    U got cash?
    lets go see a movie
    chill or whatnot
    coz its pretty dope
    when im with yah!

    Glad ur my wingman
    my go 2 friend
    who has my back
    & who’s cool & laidback
    Thanx 4 being der always

    >Aling Dionisia Jokes

    >Sa isang sosyalerang salon:
    Gretchen: “I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts.”
    Aling Dionisia: “I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.:
    Taob ang La Greta!
    * * * * *
    -Sa Las Vegas-
    Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
    Aling Dionisia: Soup
    Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
    Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
    * * * * *
    ‘you iS!’
    ‘you is!’
    ‘you is!’
    -siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’
    * * * * *
    “Si Pacquiao ay magiting na mandirigma. Send this to 50 people or magiging kamukha mo si Aling Dionesia…Madami and dumedma dito at nagsisi.”
    * * * * *
    “Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.
    * * * * *
    Manny: Ang gusto ko kapag nagkaanak uli tayo, pagsasamahin natin ang pangalan ko at yung sayo.
    Jinky: syempre. Anong ipapangalan ko?
    Manny: edi ManKy.
    Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
    Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
    Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
    Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?
    Dionisia: DIOMANJI
    *****
    Hindi lahat ng videos, inilabas na ni Hayden. Yung sa amin, ayaw pa niyang ipakita…
    – Aling Dionisia
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