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  • Grace Poe Jokes

    Kapag si GRACE POE ay nanalo sa SENADO, maraming magbabago:

    Pambansang Isda – sug Poe

    Pambansang Laro – trum Poe

    Pambansang gulay – o Poe

    Pambansang Ibon – Poe go

    Pambansang Prutas – Poe melo

    Pambansang Bayani – la Poe la Poe

    Pambansang Hayop – Poe sa

    Pambansang Pagkain – Poe to

    at ang malupit

    Pambansang Awit – POE – SONG – BATO

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Awkward Moments

    AWKWARD MOMENT

    1. Umihi ka at natalsikan damit mo 😀
    2. Umakbay sa taong kala mo friend mo 😀
    3. Nanggulat ka pero walang nagulat 😀
    4 Nagjoke ka, walang natawa 😀
    5 Aapir ka pero d ka inapiran 😀
    6. Pag nabuko kang nakiki tawa lang sa joke na di mo naman nagets 😀
    7. Sumagot ka di ka pala kausap 😀
    8 Napautot ka ng malakas sa classroom habang tahimik ang lahat 😀
    9 Lumobo sipon mo sa sobrang tawa 😀
    10 Tapos sininghot mo pabalik imbis na punasan

    Susi

    AMO: Labas ka na eto susi, buksan mo yan.

    INDAY: Mam, yung pinto po ba?

    AMO: sige, susian mo yung bintana tapos lumabas ka!

    >I Keep Waiting

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    I keep waiting for the phone to ring
    Yet I know it won’t be you;
    I try to fill my life with busyness
    Yet all I do is think of you.

    What became of us
    And all our dreams and plans;
    How could you turn and walk away
    As I watched our castles turn to sand?

    Do you never even miss me
    Don’t you long to caress my face;
    How could you forget so easily
    And You I can’t erase?

    I want to be in your arms again
    To see the laughter in your eyes;
    But I guess the joke’s on me
    And Oh! Was I surprised!

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